whispering i love you to each of my followers. I’m so lucky.
Me: What up?
Them: I PUT RED BULL INSTEAD OF WATER IN MY COFFEE MAKER
Me: Whoa. You ok?
Them: I CAN FUCKING SEE NOISES RIGHT NOW
Today I will do what others Won’t. So that Tomorrow I can do what others Can’t.– (via infiniterebellion)
pitchblackglow: i wanna have a cute date with someone where all we do is sit on the couch playing mario kart. we can sit and laugh as we hit each other with those annoying turtle shell things and run over the banana peels. i’d let them win every time just so i could see their cute smile.
Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.